Period tracking with bite
For women with a sense of humour, and partners with a sense of survival.
Track periods, mood, body chaos, sex, notes, and the little daily details that explain why biology is being a dramatic little bitch.
Bloody Hell
One app. Two completely different experiences.
Her data, her daily situation report, her voice. Mood, body states, flow, sex, notes — logged fast, reported with attitude.
Your partner gets a briefing, not access. You decide what they see. Your data, your logs, your notes — none of it reaches them unless you say so.
What it does
The full feature set. Free where it says free. Clearly marked where it costs money.
A sassy, phase-aware comment every time you open the app. Never repeats until every one has been shown once. Refreshes on demand.
Tap any day to log period, mood, body states, flow, sex, and notes. All markers visible at a glance. Back through history too.
Tame is sharp but clean. Mild adds butt-head energy. Wild is sweary tavern territory. Her call, always. His too, on his side.
Next period date, ovulation window, PMS window, and cycle day — calculated from your actual logged history, not a textbook average.
Pre-written messages for every phase and mood. Copy to clipboard or send straight to your linked partner as a direct note.
Anonymous posts from people in the same phase. No names. No personal data. Just solidarity and the occasional dark humour.
She rates her partner’s performance each cycle. Stars accumulate. Tier rankings are earned. Achievement badges are real.
Flags things worth knowing about, like late periods, heavy flow, and cycles that have been behaving strangely for a while. No alarm, no drama. Just a warm heads-up when it might be worth mentioning to someone.
Bring past period dates in from another tracker via CSV or manual entry. Start with a full history, not a blank slate.
Cycle length chart, regularity badge, PMS consistency card. Three months free; beyond that needs BH Premium.
PremiumAsk a question. Get a frank, phase-aware answer from an AI that knows where you are in your cycle and doesn’t sugarcoat it.
PremiumA 12-month PDF summary formatted for your GP or gynae. Period dates, cycle lengths, mood and symptom breakdowns. Your data, clinical format.
PremiumFertile window dates, peak ovulation day, cervical mucus and BBT guidance, and extra support during the two-week wait for couples who are trying to conceive.
Fertility+Week-by-week from your due date. Size comparisons (British ones). Trimester tips that are actually useful. Red flags to watch for. The full nine months, with attitude.
Fertility+The partner briefing adapts when you’re trying to conceive or expecting. Fertile window alerts, trimester-specific Do and Don’t lists, and the Survival Score politely stands down.
Fertility+Monthly or annual subscription
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